Where has my penis gone?

“Tolii, go and do a wee-wee before going to bed.”,  says daddy.

“No, daddy, I have lost my penis!”, says Tolii.

“Well, Tolii if you have lost your penis then you turn into a girl and we’ll need to dress you in pink!”, retorts daddy.

“No, daddy, don’t do it, I’ll go have my wee-wee.”, answers Tolii.

Off Tolii trudges to the toilet and says, “Now, where has my penis gone?”, with a well acted tone.